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Do not! Stop! Fascism!

Oh oh! Fascists have taken over the federal government. Can you discuss with your teammates the most respectful way to debate on their terms?


Chutes and Ladders: Senate Edition

In this twist on the beloved children's classic, each player may refuse to give their opponent the dice after completing their turn. Will you take the moral high ground and lose Chutes and Ladders: Senate Edition? From seventy years and older.


Don't wake daddy

The weather is going to be nice and daddy is getting sleepy! Can you solve the climate crisis without waking Dad? Moreover, Daddy is a metaphor for the influence of business in advanced capitalism.


Risk: Gerrymandered

In traditional Risk you have to fight for control over all areas on the map. But in risk: Gerrymandered, whichever player has the most money in his real bank account gets to go first, and also change the size of the territories whenever he wants, and also decide what the dice say! Can you win Risk: Gerrymandered? Losers Should Don't! Stop! Fascism!


Guess who?

Identify a person's character based on his or her physical attributes. Jesus Christ, this can't end well.


Four-dimensional chess

When you checkmate your opponent's king, start the timer. If he can explain to everyone within earshot that he actually lost on purpose, his king will regain control of the story and take control of the board.


Media charades

Can you get your teammates to pay for the information they need to guess what's going on?


Tip: Fifth Avenue

Egad – someone has been murdered! Fortunately, you have already identified the killer's identity, location, and weapon. In fact, the killer is currently bragging on social media about committing the murder! Can you use your detective skills to solve the riddle of how to convince the other players to accuse the murderer? Some of them think murder isn't that bad. Maybe it's even a good thing, if you think about it. So put on that monocle and create a coherent message that rises above a crowded media landscape – just make sure your speech is inclusive, but also inspiring, and certainly not patronizing, and – uh-oh! One of your opponents brought up gender in youth sports.


Monopoly: Communism Edition

Everyone wins. ♦

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